If you can make me laugh out loud, and I mean that in the most direct meaning to the phrase. Not just smirk or grin while i think the acronym, lol. We can be friends maybe even besties. And I'll tell you this, about that...

I'm the best God damned worst bestie you can ask for. One that I should be charging like some of these other in name only best friend bozo's, out there are doing. But for you, my friendship is free but for a small fee. Things might get weird...

If you can make this moose looking knuckle head (me aka The Real Deal Evander Holy Field of worst best friends) genuinely laugh by any means available to you. I'll get the matching besties swag and arrange for someone to give us matching tattoo's using my cheap Chinese Tattoo Gun, that may or may not put you at risk for contracting hepatis.

Tis the worst besties way